Smile and Say Squinch

  In the interest of truth in journalism, I decided it was time to update my column photo. Columnists are notorious for putting this off. I know some who are still using their eighthgrade graduation pictures. I’m not that irresponsible. My last one was my high school graduation picture. But I have a good reason for waiting: I’m in the witness protection program. Jus...

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