Smile and Say Squinch

 

In the interest of truth in journalism, I decided it was time to update my column photo. Columnists are notorious for putting this off. I know some who are still using their eighthgrade graduation pictures. I’m not that irresponsible. My last one was my high school graduation picture.

But I have a good reason for waiting: I’m in the witness protection program. Just kidding.

It was time, so I m…