Being F.A.T. is not a bad

A story is told of a man (slightly hard of hearing) who had just left the doctor’s office. As he got into his car, his wife asked him how the visit had gone. The man replied, “Fine. Just fine. In fact,We’d better stop at the Golden Arches on our way home. Doc said I need extra fries.” “Extra fries?!?!” exclaimed his wife. “Are you sure that he didn’t say “exercise?” ...